BANJO

Bust A Nut Jacking Off. A way to console yourself after a night of failing to get sex, or a good way to keep yourself out of trouble.

I struck out last night, looks like I'm going home to strum the ol' BANJO.

Why pay for sex when you could could solo BANJO?

by AssGuzzler1985 April 26, 2016

Banjo

A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.

Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.

by Banjo Brad January 03, 2011

banjoed

Scots slang.
1. kicked a gentleman in the groin.
2. of a gentleman, to be kicked in the groin.

Smeaton said, "We were laying into him, when some guy came by and banjoed him."

by Observer 52 September 10, 2007

Banjo

A protagonist in old western movies. His signature move was shooting bullets from his banjo

Banjo: “There’s only gonna be two shots: me shooting you, and then me drinking this shot of whiskey.”

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 12, 2018

banjoing

Axillary intercourse, or to fuck someone's armpit. Big in Europe. Preferably sweaty.

Andy soon discovered that banjoing Gina would be nigh impossible in the back of his BMW.

by dole23b August 15, 2006

Banjo

A musical instrument that was invented by the blacks but later taken over by the whites.
It is the all-american musical instrument.

aka. "the five" or "the 5-string"

I love me some good banjo playin'.

by mcdove February 15, 2016

banjo

The Small Bit Of Skin Behind The Bellend Of The Penis. Usually Snaps After Sex Or After Finishing Puberty.
Refered To As A Banjo As It Looks Like A Banjo String.

Ohh Dude.. I Shagged Sarah Last Night And Snapped My Banjo!

by Josh Nadin March 08, 2008