BALB 

Big Ass Laugh Bitch
Literally used when tired of LOL...

Awesome Guy: Tell that girl to make me a sandwich!

Other Guy: BALB!

BALB by Douglas J. Falcon the 3rd... August 18, 2010

BALB 

BALB stands for 'Below Avg Low Budget'
It is Used in various situations.

Friend 1: What did you eat in the morning?

Friend 2: A BALB sandwich.

_____________________________

*2 Friends meet after a long time*

Friend 1: Heyy Buddy! Long time. How have you been?

Friend 2: Living a BALB life. What about you?

BALB by Jakoplasma June 1, 2018

Balb 

Balls where your boobs should be

"Woah that guy needs a bra, he has boobs."

"No, he has balbs"

Balb by balbmaster January 8, 2010

Balb 

Bad ass little baby
A little troublemaker

If you don't stop being a Balb imma call your momma.

Balb by Ariana Ora January 11, 2016

Balb 

A balb can have one meaning, then change its meaning, but still keep its name

Balb = red
To Balbernise = make something red
Balbernised = made red
then its meaning changes
Balb = blue
To balbernise = make something blue
Balbernised = blue

Balb by ItsLondon! December 7, 2017

Zurkem balb 

When a guy pees out his butthole and craps out of his penis
(Zerr-Kim-Baaalb)

Last week I had a horrific experience with a zurkem balb

Zurkem balb by SPC_ZACKATTACK October 2, 2018

SUAQ BALB 

"Shut up and quit being a little bitch." Often used in exasperation.

A SUAQ BALB example: Jimmy was dragging behind the group and whining so we told him to SUAQ his BALBS.

SUAQ BALB by Carl's Mom July 13, 2007