AVG 

AVG refers to a popular anti-virus solution from Grisoft, which is available for free. Grisoft also offers free anti-spyware/rootkit protection.

You should immediately install AVG on that freshly formatted PC.

AVG by Undisputed Definitions December 13, 2007

AVG 

Anti-Virus Guard, a popular Anti-Virus software, seriously, if you use it, your computer is already fucked.

Guy 1: My computer got a virus
Guy 2: What Anti-Virus software do you use?
Guy 1: Avira
Guy 2: Ok your computer was already fucked to begin with.

-

Girl: Dude, it's like AVG is a virus!

AVG by SaviourZealot November 4, 2012

AVG 

Asian Valley Girl. High maintenance chick who makes either her boyfriend or other dudes do all her shit for her. AVG's like to attack and fight with other AVG's. Kinda like a queen bee but worse cause she's asian and she's from the valley.

Origin: Hawaii.

"Whoa! Check out that girl, she's hot!"
"Dude she may be hot but an AVG like that will step all over your sorry ass."

AVG by robbie February 16, 2005

AVG 

An average whitey. They usually like to sing along to Akon and Young Jeezy while riding in the car. They think dogs can understand English and proceed to speak to them whilst looking like a dumbass. AVGs are usually afraid of black people due to the discrepancy in strength.

Steve - Did you see those AVGs running from the nigger?
Jake - Yeah! But they saw an ice cream truck and got distracted.

AVG by twisteRRR February 22, 2009

Avg 

A cool pro called Avg, Do roblos aa

Avg

Avg by AAVGGG August 23, 2021

AVG 

Arsha Vidya Gurukulam. A badass camp located in Pennsylvania for NRIs. Studies include lectures on Vedanta, yoga, and Sanskrit. The biggest camps are during xmas and summer break.

- Hey are you going to AVG this winter?

- Fuck, i can't make it this year.

- Ah that blows.

AVG by Om/Naba July 21, 2009

avg joe 

avg joe is short for average joe. it just describes someone, telling you that there is nothing special about that person, that person is average, so he is an avg joe.

person 1: hey man i had the new joe erickson guy in my house today

person 2: The movie star?

person 1: no... he was just an avg joe

avg joe by Jake Fletcher June 20, 2006