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bad timing

when 3 really, really hot teenage guys have been at the pool for an hour and a half and just as they are leaving, two girls who are about the same age and are probably super models and are even hotter than these guys walk in and take off their outer layers leaving only a bikini covering the two finest looking bodies known to mankind
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by foxpack July 2, 2004
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Bad timing

Phrase: Usually occurs during cuming when a lady does not release her grip on the cock at its base. Cum cannot spurt out into her pussy because her fingers block the flow. She has the pleasure of feeling the cock pulsate in her hand as it struggles to void the jism, but the male orgasm cannot be its most intense. Total orgasmic pleasure is directly related to the unrestricted flow of cum into and through the cock shaft.
My wife gripped me too long the other night. She had bad timing and held the cum in my body just a little too long before it erupted as a I blew a nut and flooded her pussy. I am going to have to work harder on better timing, but she is often a naughty lover and does not concentrate well when cuming. May be I will have to beg louder.
by neverdone January 20, 2008
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BAD TIMING B.T

bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)
"yo raj tmrw we finna be on straight BAD TIMING B.T" "aight bet"
by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022
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badtimingitis

A condition involving temporal issues where you and your potential partner cannot seem to be on the same page at the same time for dating; Person A is single while Person B is taken...when Person B is finally available, Person A is not. While there is no clear cure for this ailment, Father Time works to synchronize and appoint the right time for everyone.
In the movie Sixteen Candles, Samantha Baker's love interest, Jake Ryan, was initially unavailable as he already had a girlfriend... aka...BADTIMINGITIS. The condition was remedied since Jake dumped his girl to pursue Sam.
by Smokin' December 9, 2009
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