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Ayo the pizza here 

Can be used to express physical pain after falling down a staircase.
Ayo the pizza here oh nigga ahhhhh oww my ears burn.
Ayo the pizza here by anonymous April 16, 2021

ayo the pizza here 

when the pizza arrives
hello my close friend. I have come to inform you that the homo sapien who brings a dish known as pizza to people's houses has now arrived in the vicinity of our household. I am now going to decend our stairs to get to our main entrance and exit to retrieve our pizza.
"ayo the pizza here!"
*he then falls down the stairs, breaking his legs on the way down, and after screams that his ears burn even though his ears never made contact with the ground.*

Ayo The Pizza Here 

An omori fandom joke, where Mari fell down the stairs when she went to get the pizza
Mari: ayo the pizza here!
Sunny and Basil: well, I guess it’s trauma time
Ayo The Pizza Here by SunnyKin April 6, 2021

Ayo The Pizza's Here 

Used when the pizza arrives to your house
Pizza delivery: Ayo the pizza's here
Somebody: *Goes down stairs to take the pizza*
Somebody: OH NIGGA
Somebody: *Falls down stairs*
Somebody: *After Somebody gets down stairs*
Somebody: Ah, my ears burn

Ayo The Pizza's Here 

A line from a vine made by Calebcity, who is funnier than any joke youtubers on Youtube. (sorry, youtubers)
*doorbell*
Dude 1: Ayo The Pizza's Here
Dude 2: Sweet!
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