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Axe Whore 

A man (usually) who sprays a deathly amount of AXE cologne on himself everyday. This person can use a can a week or more. The real douche bags of the AXE whores usually do it in locker rooms or hallways so they can choke/give an asthma attack to their peers, but they're AXE whores, so they don't care.
Girl: Omigod what is that smell?!
Girl 2: It smells like AXE.
Girl: Doesn't David wear that?
Girl 2: Omigod yes, he is such an AXE whore.
Axe Whore by wordgirl9823 November 19, 2011

show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.
Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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