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Avon Park FL 

The Mayor and City Council is a force to be reckoned with. Known for their small town bigotry ideologies, proven racist policies, back door dealings and anti diversity stances. Most serve in government for the sole purpose of building their immediate family's wealth to include business partners such as the new owner of the Brickell Building Daniel Sauls, grandson of famed Racist Mayor Wiley Sauls Jr. Avon Park is one of the last strong holds of white privilege and segregation left in Florida.
I would like to construct a homeless shelter for mother's and children in Avon Park FL. No problem, just make sure you meet the following; Caucasian, a Christian, and a worshiper and supporter of Jim Crow era laws.
Avon Park FL by Loco en the park January 29, 2023
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Avon Park FL 

Avon Park FL is completely compromised. The Brickell Building scandal has brought a new shining light of corruption and fraud. The Mayor, his first sister and Deputy Mayor are in a world of hurt. Deputy Mayor has been team Mayor, 1st sister and 3rd sister since being elected. Deputy Mayor plays dumb and blames him falling off the wagon recently and drinking excessively for his short comings. Deputy Mayor advocates for 1st and 3rd sister private school and loves to give free tax payer money to their organizations. Deputy Mayor also loves to give tax payer money to the Mayors father, brother in law, cousins, uncles, aunts and their associates by way of vote. 1st sister feels betrayed by Deputy Mayor for firing previous city manager who allowed them to extort the city for years. Deputy Mayor, 1st sister, Mayor and some county officials are going to prison for a long time for defrauding the City out of a 1.3 million value building. This of course is just the tip of the iceberg according to many experts who now accept that they have lost all credibility and are rotten to the core.
Let's head down to Avon Park FL for the 4th of July fireworks. No thanks, 3rd sister might claw the shit out of my childs arm for misbehaving. 1st sister will cover it up, and we will not get any restitution. Then 1st and 3rd sister will get 10k next year of our tax money by way of their brother and deputy Mayor!
Avon Park FL by Stuck In 33825 March 23, 2025

Avon Park, Florida 

One of the realest cities in Florida. Not a big city but is rough in areas. You can find drug dealers on Front Street and over by the basketball court. Has a on goin rival with neighboring city Sebring. You also find young thugs carrying AK-47s and other automatic and semi-automatics guns.Is known as AP or The Park. Is anoother hood in Florida.
Dont mess with Avon Park dides because they tote choppas.

Avon PArk, Florida is another ghetto in Florida.
Avon Park, Florida by J-Tay September 3, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008