If you found this here are some steps
1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple
avocados2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast
(While doing step 2 also do step 3)
3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING
REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT
4. Get the bagel out of
the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel
5. Eat !