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autasmic 

A mash up of the words "autistic" and "orgasmic" often used to explain when something is so visually pleasing it leaves you dumbfounded and feeling better than when you orgasm.

Also used when something looks really dumb, but has an appealing aesthetic to a specific crowd.
Wow bro that picture was autasmic!

Did you see Kelly the other day? She was looking autasmic in that dress.
autasmic by encrypted April 11, 2017
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Autasmic 

Adj
A word that describes a person or action as fantastically autistic.
Dude that throw was autasmic.
Autasmic by Swordwrath June 1, 2017

autastic 

when someone who is autistic does something fantastic
Dude: did you see what that autistic person just did!!

Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.

Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?

Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.
autastic by Seatthell May 3, 2008

Autastic 

A fantastic & [Autistic] (or ASD related) state of being. Descriptive of the times as follows.
It's when I stim in church as a form of praise, and when my family I chose for myself accepts me as I am.

It's when Daniel Tammet recited Pi to the 22k something decimal point, when Microsoft was founded, and Temple Grandin grew up.

It's when Hollywood portrays my brain cousins accurately, and one of us gets to interrupt somebody comparing us all to Raymond Babbit.

It's when we get awards for doing something that we specialize in.

It's when our enhanced honesty gets rewarded.

It's when our speciality brings a great joy that not many at all can understand.

Autastic is when we do something awesome, like taking exactly one 3 hour flight over Rome, and drawing it in near perfect detail. Pulling a Stephen Wiltshire
Autastic by Book Lover March 19, 2010

autastic 

Chris: Did you hear about Roger?
Me: The autistic kid? No what happened?
Chris: Well... lets just say he is pretty autastic.
autastic by Lars Hoag January 4, 2012

audasmic 

A sound that is orgasmic.
Holy crap you play the piano audasmically!
audasmic by Pohlman March 8, 2008

autismic radiation 

when someone who is really stupid is sitting near you, and all of a sudden you and everyone near you becomes stupid
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