Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

by That guy who sells white candy October 28, 2021

australian internet

Error 404, cannot be found.

"I hate livin down unda m8, this australian internet is jast dasgustin m8, aye keep gittin a 404"

(read in australian accent)

by claw106 November 14, 2017

Australian Internet

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Error 404 not found.
Please connect to any other internet but Australian Internet

by Missilemanfucker202 June 23, 2020

australian internet

A flaming pile of dog shit

Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit

by HydroChloroFluoroCarbons November 14, 2017