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Australian Roulette 

Trying NOT to hit a kangaroo or wallaby whilst driving on a country road in Australia, but the blasted thing may still jump out in front of you. Trust me ... They cause a hell of a lot of damage to your car! This happens mainly at night.
Me: "Man! You can travel along a country road at night without playing a game of Australian Roulette with a roo!"

Tip: Honk your horn every so often to frighten them away from the road.
Australian Roulette by Snezzle December 15, 2010

Australian Roulette 

Russian Roullete, but instead of putting the gun to your head, you put it up your ass.
“Bro, do you want to play Australian Roulette
“No bro, I’m not gay.”

Austrian Roulette 

suicide; unlike Russian Roulette, this one uses push-fed firearms to ensure every trigger pull is a winner
"Hey dude how's it going at your cousins' wedding?"
"I'm into my 13th glass and none of the single girls will hold a conversation with me. I'm going to die alone."
"Don't sweat it, they don't know what they're missing out on. Instead of sulking there why don't we go bar hopping tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'll just play Austrian Roulette..."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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