Australian Roulette 

When you get 6 strawberries and get your friend to shove a needle in one of them. You have to try eat the one without a needle in it

"Bro I just got my throat torn up lastnight"
"Bro, how?"
"I played Australian Roulette last night

Australian Roulette by Probably_Alright October 19, 2018

Australian Roulette 

Trying NOT to hit a kangaroo or wallaby whilst driving on a country road in Australia, but the blasted thing may still jump out in front of you. Trust me ... They cause a hell of a lot of damage to your car! This happens mainly at night.

Me: "Man! You can travel along a country road at night without playing a game of Australian Roulette with a roo!"

Tip: Honk your horn every so often to frighten them away from the road.

Australian Roulette by Snezzle December 15, 2010

Australian Roulette 

Russian Roullete, but instead of putting the gun to your head, you put it up your ass.

“Bro, do you want to play Australian Roulette”
“No bro, I’m not gay.”

Australian Roulette by Ksceusbsnakz November 8, 2018

Austrian Roulette 

suicide; unlike Russian Roulette, this one uses push-fed firearms to ensure every trigger pull is a winner

"Hey dude how's it going at your cousins' wedding?"
"I'm into my 13th glass and none of the single girls will hold a conversation with me. I'm going to die alone."
"Don't sweat it, they don't know what they're missing out on. Instead of sulking there why don't we go bar hopping tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'll just play Austrian Roulette..."

Austrian Roulette by MahNamehJEF March 6, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004