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Usually married to Uncle Dad, and related to cousin Grandpa. Also could be the victim/result of incest. Homemade hooch in the backwoods of the Ozarks are cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"

Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
Aunt Mom by Ezekiel Calhoun December 8, 2010
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A woman who divorces her husband to marry his brother
My uncle arron came over and yelled at my dad for not paying my aunt mom child support on time.
Aunt mom by Donnie america January 19, 2018
Aunt mom :

when you’re a biological mother to a child but you’re never around or don’t do shit for you child, rather you just pop up on occasion like an irresponsible Aunt.
No honey, your Aunt mom is not showing up for your birthday, she’s to “busy”
Aunt mom by Nickg1269 May 2, 2019
The lady I always called Aunt is now my mother -in- law...I married her son years later
she was once my aunt now she is my mother-in law... she is my . Aunt Mom
Aunt Mom by Nogrid17 January 12, 2018

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom 

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.
"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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