Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.

John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.

Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024