The most hard working guy, has insane strength. He may seem cold and heartless but inside is someone who cares about a specific group of people. He is also a very interesting guy usually with lots of intresting stories. This guy is his own unit in the workforce
Boss: We will be remodeling a room
Workers: Luckily we have Ausencio we'll be finished in no time
Liam: "I went to the dentist to get my tooth pulled, and the numbing drugs got me really high for some reason"
Toby: "Wow, you had an audentious experience!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'