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when a penis is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from penis exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. DO NOT attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences

dude john got athlete's cock and he tried to jack off, now his dick is raw

athlete's cock by The Health Inspector September 26, 2006

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Athlete's Cock

Fungus on a penis that is the result of jerking off into a dirty sock.

I had Madden rub Tinactin on my athlete's cock.

Argh my athlete's cock itches.

Athlete's Cock by BOOOM! September 24, 2009

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Athletes Cock

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

Athletes Cock by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009