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Asuika by ihatekinker July 16, 2010
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The Asuka Defense 

When someone evades an accusation by just saying they didn’t do it and it works.
“She has no real alibi, she’s just throwing out The Asuka Defense.”
The Asuka Defense by Jester45 February 24, 2021
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Ryo Asuka 

A bad bitch, He’s a character from Devilman Crybaby. He is someone who deserves to be worshipped and loved
Also hes gay for Akira
Ryo Asuka is such a bad person” - Some idiot
“No he’s perfect and has boobies” - a legend
Ryo Asuka by ryoasukaryoasuka October 31, 2020

Sleepy Asuka 

Verb: The act of masturbating over the sleeping body of your significant other and finishing in your hand acompanied by the phrase "I'm so fucked up." when finished. As made popular by Shinji Ikari in the infamous hospital scene from the 1997 End of Evangelion OVA for the series finale of Neon Gensis Evangelion, where in which he masturbates to Asuka's comatose body.
Bob: So what did you do when you got home with your girl last night
Tod: I waited for her to fall asleep and I gave her a Sleepy Asuka
Bob: I'm sorry, what?
Tod: I'm so fucked up
Sleepy Asuka by Unit03 December 5, 2012
A person who is sweet and a good friend. Ashika's are known for their easy to talk to personality and love for their friends. They can be occasionally stubborn, however their compassionate nature makes up for it. They love to socialize and have a huge heart for new friends. If you get on their good side, you are sure to have a fun filled future with them.
Wow, did you see that girl today? What an Ashika.

I wish I was more like Ashika
ashika by majesticlove77 September 16, 2013

Asuka kinnie 

An estj with anger issues who while describes them-self as independent lives off of the validation they get from other people. Is a close relative of the “shinji kinnie”
Do you see that girl over there? I heard shes an asuka kinnie, do you think she’s a shinnie?
Asuka kinnie by Sidsidsidsidsid August 20, 2021

Ryo Asuka 

A bad bitch, He’s a character from Devilman Crybaby. He is someone who deserves to be worshipped and loved
Ryo Asuka is such a bad person” - Some idiot
“No he’s perfect and has boobies” - a legend
Ryo Asuka by ryoasukaryoasuka October 31, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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