The ultimate branch of metaphysical thought that asks: if you can leave your body, where exactly do you go? And more importantly, are you legally responsible for parking tickets your astral body might incur while you're sleeping? It grapples with the nature of self, consciousness, and reality, all while acknowledging that the primary evidence for the astral plane comes from people who were, technically, either asleep, high, or very, very relaxed. Astral philosophy is less a rigorous discipline and more a series of increasingly stoned-sounding questions.
Example: "Dude, what if, like, right now, we're not actually here? What if our physical bodies are just, like, the car, and our consciousness is the driver, and we're just, like, parked? But then, who's paying the metaphysical parking meter? That's astral philosophy, man. Pass the chips."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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