astr

a isdn, cfg, haxing cunt, no rl, no friends

by annoymous April 10, 2003

Astr.io

Ass game full of asshole arab savagers who dont know a fucking word of english and think they are pro, half clippers are assholes that reverse ya when ur half. summary: Complete absolute fucking dogshit.

-What is astr.io?

-Oh fuck u would be better without knowing

by Shitass fan November 17, 2020

half-astral

Being of two worlds and having one foot in each. Someone who is equally focused in both the physical and astral worlds.

As the woman peered out at the lake her presence took on a half-astral radiance.

His half-astral vibe heightened as he was communing with a Spirit who sought his attention.

by PaintsWithWords October 20, 2022

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

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by c.harris October 10, 2015

Astro Mode

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.

My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.

by Viuz January 23, 2022

jump astraddle

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.

Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.

by tortmeister September 30, 2011

Astryd

The prettiest girl you can even meet. She is funny and will always have your back. She never switches up when new people are met. She is so thick. She so thick that as soon as you see her u say "Yassss bitch. She is also kind and the fun kind to hang around. You instantly love her when you guys become friends. Astryd's are the best of friends. I love her .❤

Who's that over there. Ohh thats Astryd

by Mblue❤❤ August 3, 2017