A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
Get the Aston Taxmug.