An assumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn't say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.
"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"
Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.
"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"
Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.
by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 12, 2010
Get the Assumption Songmug. There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
by NoobUser!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!one!1 April 4, 2009
Get the assumption songmug. A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)
The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2025
Get the The Assumption Songmug.