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Asshole Deep 

A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard
Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."
Asshole Deep by Flareside92 November 15, 2010
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Cleveland Asshole Deep-Throat

After performing the pink sock upon a submissive partner (otherwise you may be required to donkey punch her to produce the effect) you immediately drop to your knees and deep throat the dangling mass of inverted rectum.
While fucking the loose asshole of a whore I picked up, a pink sock resulted. She forced me to deep-throat clean it and put it back in.

This my curious friend is the Cleveland asshole deep-throat.

deep asshole

No, are you crazy we could get in deep asshole

deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.
Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

asshole deepthroat 

The act of putting two fish hooks on each side of one's asshole and having two monstertrucks rip it apart followed by a monster cock plunged into the gaping asshole and the monster cock cums in the asshole for two minutes (no more,no less) then the monster cock is pulled out and plunged in the whore's mouth and then the whore takes a huge shit.
"Dude did you hear about james giving an asshole deepthroat to Jane? I heard he threw up in the process and then ate it and shat it out on her mom that night."
asshole deepthroat by fool June 12, 2004
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