Something or someone that provides a constant "pain in the ass". You know, that person or thing that's sure to cause unnecessary or unwarranted grief.
Holy Christ pal, your actions and thoughtlessness have created the mutha of all ass-aches....and now I'll need to clean this up once again!
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Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.
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I have such an assache this morning...
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