ass-

An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change

Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!

by Danny_bro_chill December 26, 2007

ass

An animal that hee-haws.

That ass is loud.

by oily children May 23, 2016

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

-ass

a suffix that can be added to most descriptive words

phat-ass
fat-ass
crack-ass
big-ass
long-ass
hot-ass
sweet-ass

by Rosh April 20, 2003

Ass

Another word for donkey or

A butt

My ass died.

"Oooohhh look at that ASS! ;)"

by r3v3nger January 5, 2017

ass

word inserted between an adjective and a noun for seemingly no reason at all

Dude: Man, that's some hot ass bitches!!

Gal: Girl, look at them ugly ass boys!!

Mom: I'm tired of these bad ass kids!!

Teacher: Get ready to take this hard ass test!!

Meteorologist: There's a 30% chance it's gonna be a hot ass day!!

by prudence-mcgee July 16, 2010

-ass

Suffix added to adjectives and participles to intensify their meaning. By extention, these words may used as abstract nouns.

Party Grrl One: That stupid drunk-ass just fell into the pool!
Party Grrl Two: Hey, check out that nasty-ass drunk streaking down the street like a dumbass!
Party Grrl One: Cool! That gives me a chance to talk to his fineass brother.

by fcsuper December 17, 2006