Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Ass bandit

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

Look at that ass bandit over there.

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

Ass bandit

Someone who is gay but is afraid to take it in the ass.

“I think my boss George is gay, he’s just too afraid to take it in the ass. Stupid Ass bandit!”

by brethren January 3, 2006

Ass bandit

1. Like an Idaho Patato (Eric Bourassa)

1. Damn that ass bandit be wyl homo, over the fudge-cocky, son!

by Idaho Pa Tato January 25, 2005

Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

ass bandit

Noah Sayres.

Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!

by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009