Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
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I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.
I ass-assinated her!
I ass-assinated her!
by asstastic August 22, 2012
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