ass wipe 

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

ass wipe by fraterg May 11, 2003

ass wipe 

A complete moron; without a clue

George Bush is an Ass Wipe

ass wipe by Laura July 20, 2004

ass wipe 

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

ass wipe by x January 22, 2003

ass wipe 

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper

oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?

ass wipe by random thoughts August 16, 2003

Ass Wipe 

Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:

1- The physical action of wiping your ass down

2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.

"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"

Ass Wipe by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Ass wipe 

This word is used to define someone who is either A. Being a dick because you won't give in quick enough or B. Someone who is just a plain asshole.

Hey, you fucking ass wipe!
I'm on my period ass wipe!

Ass wipe by Tenorsax chick December 1, 2013

Ass Wipe 

The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").

Bush, you ASS WIPE! Is there anything you and your family WON'T do for the Saudi Royal Family?

Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?

Ass Wipe by Trey K December 28, 2005