Ass Wipe

Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:

1- The physical action of wiping your ass down

2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.

"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Ass Wipe

The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").

Bush, you ASS WIPE! Is there anything you and your family WON'T do for the Saudi Royal Family?

Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?

by Trey K December 28, 2005

Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt

"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"

by MooMawNation June 20, 2016

Ass Wipe

A.K.A. Toilet Paper.
also known as a person who is just as shitty as a piece of toilet paper.

"Oh lord girl your such an ass wipe! Your B.O. is lingering and it makes me think.."

by Chelseyyy! January 9, 2010

Ass Wipe

Someone who is good for a few things and only a few....

Bro' I told you to feed my dog; dog food not our food and make sure he use it outside not inside, your a fucking "ass wipe"....

by Tione June 2, 2009

Ass Wipe

Ass wipe enough said

'your such an ass wipe...'

by retrosneeze December 11, 2018

ass wipe

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

by fraterg May 11, 2003