ass trumpet
Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank
ass trumpet by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004
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ass trumpet
A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.
The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.
ass trumpet by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005
Related Words
ass trumpet • ass trumpeter • Trumpet ass • ass trumped • Asstrumption • Ass Crumpet • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape
Ass Trumpet
Ass Trumpet by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006
ass trumpet
Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.
ass trumpet by SnarkyShark December 2, 2018
ass trumpet
ass trumpet by Shiro Wullong June 13, 2004
Trumpet ass
Trumpet ass by Bobway3 October 15, 2016
Ass Trumpets
Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
Ass Trumpets by JohannFarley November 14, 2014
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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