Ass Pik 

A nickname for your Water Pik when you use it as a bidet.

An example of a true miracle device is my trusty Ass Pik.

Ass Pik by Dr Bunnygirl April 17, 2020

ass Pike 

To annoy a person beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene is being more of a pain in my ass than usual she is an ass Pike

ass Pike by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

ass Pike 

To annoy somebody beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene it's being more annoying today than usual she's Beyond being a pain in my ass she is an ass Pike

ass Pike by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

piked in the ass 

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

piked in the ass by Dicky doo September 29, 2010