Ass Phantom

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To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.

Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.

Ass Phantom by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

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The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

The Ass Phantom by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

Related Words

Ass Phantom • The Ass Phantom • phantom ass • Phantom Ass Syndrome • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster

Phantom Ass Syndrome

The term given to someone who thinks they have a large ass but when in reality they don't.

Look at Becky she totally has Phantom Ass Syndrome

I know right

Phantom Ass Syndrome by B-Wang March 17, 2015

phantom ass

random mooning. in other words..the random flashing (showing) of ones ass to an unsuspecting victim. usually accompanied by shouting of the phrase "phantom ass!"

*john's bro runs in and does the phantom ass*

*all witnesses groan*

phantom ass by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008

assphantom

1. verb The process of invading someone's ass with angry ghosts.

2. noun Rectal poltergeists

* Elucidate eyes Viceroy.
* Viceroy assphantoms Elucidate
<DigitalCommunist> o_o
<Elucidate> I won't even ask what that means.
<HellGremlin> God, how dense can you be. It's the process of invading your ass with angry ghosts.
<Viceroy> Good call
<HellGremlin> Duhhhhhhh.
<HellGremlin> Nothing like a case of the rectumgeists to set someone straight.

assphantom by Raem September 28, 2006

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026