Fuck Your Canoe

fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe" referring to a specific target aimed to be fucked.
Girl: hey can you help me carry this bag?

guy: fuck your canoe!
by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008
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phantom ass

random mooning. in other words..the random flashing (showing) of ones ass to an unsuspecting victim. usually accompanied by shouting of the phrase "phantom ass!"
*john's bro runs in and does the phantom ass*

*all witnesses groan*
by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008
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