Definitions by ksudnsnu

Fuck Your Canoe 

fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe" referring to a specific target aimed to be fucked.

Girl: hey can you help me carry this bag?

guy: fuck your canoe!

Fuck Your Canoe by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008

phantom ass 

random mooning. in other words..the random flashing (showing) of ones ass to an unsuspecting victim. usually accompanied by shouting of the phrase "phantom ass!"

*john's bro runs in and does the phantom ass*

*all witnesses groan*

phantom ass by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008