A place of worship (Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.
You're at an AssMass when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs
1. a severe condition in which a woman's ass is out of proportion with the rest of the body.
2. a ass so big, even thinking about it will get you lost.
3. a ass so gargantuan, the only thing that gives definition is it's cellulite
4. Booty for days or ass for days--Ebonics
Rhinocop-I hooked up w/ Heavy D last night
Ian-What did you do?
Rhinocop-Yea i tapped that...
Ian-...You mean you got tapped by the mass ass Rhinocop-Yea!
Ian-Your sick!
My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.