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Ass Mass 

A place of worship (Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.
You're at an Ass Mass when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs
Ass Mass by -vMAN- December 3, 2009
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mass ass 

1. a severe condition in which a woman's ass is out of proportion with the rest of the body.

2. a ass so big, even thinking about it will get you lost.

3. a ass so gargantuan, the only thing that gives definition is it's cellulite

4. Booty for days or ass for days--Ebonics
Rhinocop-I hooked up w/ Heavy D last night
Ian-What did you do?
Rhinocop-Yea i tapped that...
Ian-...You mean you got tapped by the mass ass
Rhinocop-Yea!
Ian-Your sick!

Ass to Mass 

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.
No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.
Ass to Mass by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022

mass ass 

A condition in which a woman has a normally proportioned body except her extremely large butt. It is frequent occurance in Massachusetts.
At first I found the cashier quite attractive, until she stepped out from behind the counter and I saw her mass ass.
mass ass by Scottus April 29, 2005

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass 

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

ass massacre 

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.
My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
ass massacre by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Ass Massage Day 

Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it
Ass Massage Day is on 24 april
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