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Ass Knuckles 

When a woman (sometimes a man) wears short shorts and the bottom part of her buttcheeks are showing. Mainly the part where the cheek meets the leg.
"Wow check out melissa in those short shorts you can totally see her ass knuckles!"
Ass Knuckles by Sleekfrog707 November 29, 2023
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ass knuckle 

The growth of an inflammed, festered, and bloody hemorrhoid that creates a groove-like affect in your feces.
Dave, don't do it. Jeff has an ass knuckle, that's not going to be fun.
ass knuckle by Sean Piner October 1, 2006

Ass-knuckle

"Dude the new guy is such a dumbass!

"for real, he's a total friggin' ass-knuckle!
Ass-knuckle by Skin bone June 21, 2011

Knuckle-Ass 

The condition of having an asshole itch so intense and deep that it feels like the only way you can properly scratch it is to stick your finger up your ass all the way up to the knuckle, and scratch your asshole from the inside.

A case of knuckle ass might be the result of poor hygiene (see hanus anus) or could just be an unlucky ass itch that anyone can get from time to time.
"I took a shit this morning and I guess I didn't wipe well enough. Now I've got major knuckle-Ass"
Knuckle-Ass by smrtpntz November 12, 2011

Knuckle to ass 

When you make a fist with your hand and u rub the knuckles on the frame of an asswhole or in the ass.
Yo that guy be doing "knuckle to ass"
Knuckle to ass by Uk36yeahaight March 2, 2019

Brother Assknuckle 

Brother Assknuckle is a term used for someone who is a fraternity member or has intentions of becoming a fraternity member and is a total dipshit.
Hey Brother Assknuckle! Fuck you!
Brother Assknuckle by berrymmm November 16, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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