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ass knuckle 

The growth of an inflammed, festered, and bloody hemorrhoid that creates a groove-like affect in your feces.
Dave, don't do it. Jeff has an ass knuckle, that's not going to be fun.
ass knuckle by Sean Piner October 1, 2006

Ass-knuckle

"Dude the new guy is such a dumbass!

"for real, he's a total friggin' ass-knuckle!
Ass-knuckle by Skin bone June 21, 2011

Knuckle-Ass 

The condition of having an asshole itch so intense and deep that it feels like the only way you can properly scratch it is to stick your finger up your ass all the way up to the knuckle, and scratch your asshole from the inside.

A case of knuckle ass might be the result of poor hygiene (see hanus anus) or could just be an unlucky ass itch that anyone can get from time to time.
"I took a shit this morning and I guess I didn't wipe well enough. Now I've got major knuckle-Ass"
Knuckle-Ass by smrtpntz November 12, 2011

Knuckle to ass 

When you make a fist with your hand and u rub the knuckles on the frame of an asswhole or in the ass.
Yo that guy be doing "knuckle to ass"

Brother Assknuckle 

Brother Assknuckle is a term used for someone who is a fraternity member or has intentions of becoming a fraternity member and is a total dipshit.
Hey Brother Assknuckle! Fuck you!
Brother Assknuckle by berrymmm November 16, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026