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Ass Hammer 

A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.
Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!
Ass Hammer by Nifkin Diver April 28, 2004
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ass hammer 

1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.

4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.

The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much

The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer

"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"

Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
ass hammer by titties and cake September 10, 2004

Ass Hammer 

An insult like ass hat.
That guy cut me off... what an ass hammer.
Ass Hammer by Donkey Juggler August 26, 2006

Ass Hammer 

1. The state of being such an asshole it's like the force of a hammer upon others
2. What one calls another that is a cheap camper in Halo or one that is cheap (see spawn kill)
3. One who is the giver of anal sex
1. Jesus he's such an ass hammer it's enervating
2. ADAM YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS HAMMER!
3. I was Cindy's ass hammer last night. *shrug*
Ass Hammer by Eric-GS3- August 26, 2006

turbo charged ass hammer 

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.
I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.
"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."
chinese ass hammer by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

Hammer Ass 

"Because Shane is being such a dick, Broccoli Boy will hammer ass."
Hammer Ass by Johnsoy May 28, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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