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Ass Grapes 

When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.
Joe gives himself ass grapes just like Buffalo Bill did in "Silence of the Lambs."
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ass grapes 

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.
ass grapes by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

Ass grapes 

Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
Ass grapes by Blablagurl December 8, 2020

There’s a fine line between ass and grapes 

Someone says anything and you respond “ well you know what they say... there’s a fine line between ass and grapes”

ass grape 

a small turd; alternately a hemroid
I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
ass grape by Bad Billy November 26, 2003

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine 

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.
That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine
hemorohoids
my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole
Assgrapes by annemarie January 17, 2003
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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