Ass Breaker
A Large turd that stretches out the asshole. These can cause bleeding if big enough. Ass breakers come from not eating enough fiber or a constipation disease.
Joe: Why are your pants stained red?
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.
Ass Breaker by Jdeoxys November 1, 2010
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