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ass berry 

Piles or Ass hemorrhoids. Small "berries" of irritated flesh accumulating around the Anus Area. Caused by poor circulation from sitting for long one's butt too much or aggressive anal sex.
My ass berry started bleeding again after I took that last dump and wiped too hard.
ass berry by Saint tenten October 27, 2007

ass berry 

The wad of turd that's stuck in the hair of your ass after taking a shit.
"Oh man, I still have an ass berry!"
"John's wife is an ass berry!"
ass berry by Ashley Montgomery July 16, 2008

Ass Berry 

When you give someone a raspberry on they ass.
Bend over lemme give you an ass berry.
Ass Berry by lilartemis February 11, 2021

Ass berry Shake 

An ass berry shake is when you suck the nut out of an ass with a straw.
I was banging these two fine ass chicks last night. I busted a nut in one chicks ass and the other chick was all over that ass berry shake.

ass berries 

Small pieces of foodremains which get stuck in pubic hair of the anus region.
That bread causes ass berries!
ass berries by jormeidt October 5, 2006

Barry Bonds yo black ass 

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.
Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"