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Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon 

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.
"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore 

a term you use when you are really mad at someone but can't hit them cause they are related to you.
Ashley: stop sucking david's dick you slut.
Autumn: bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore, i wish you weren't my sister.

fuckin shit ass ho 

Goddmanit you fuckin shit ass ho, what the fuck is wrong with you?
fuckin shit ass ho by Adam October 24, 2004

Ass Fuckin Zebras 

When zebras engage in the act of anal sexual intercourse
Steve: Did you see those ass fuckin zebras on the safari?

Bob: Yeah man, those were some kinky zebras.
Ass Fuckin Zebras by andy3balls November 17, 2015

Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up 

When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.
Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes

standing through autumn
Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."