1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.
(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.
Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.
Aslanidis is a derivation from the Ottoman surname Aslanoglou used by Greek population before being either expelled or exterminated. The surname Aslanoglou derives from the actual Greek Guild Aslanoglou or simply put Aslan Guild (which means "Lion" in Ottoman), which was a wealthy Greek Guild with large territories in the Pontos, Capadocia and other parts of Asia Minor. The original members of the guild were either expelled or exterminated by the Turks of Kemal Ata Turk, an inhuman monstrous madman. There are still nowadays descendants of this guild who have survived and are eager to punish the Turkish mind-controlling government and release from that Islam the Greek population in Turkey that has been brainwashed, by being converted to Genizari.
I had to show up to divorce court and lie my ass off, but a little lie wasn't good enough for a man like me. So I amanicised a lie so big everybody laughed at me.