Asmanidis

Asmanidis is a greek surname that only greek gods have. Asmanidis is the hottest guy in the world and fucks faze_george every day.

-Oohhh it's Asmanidis again.
-Oohh the guy that fucks faze_george every day
-Yeah that guy

by Faze_Fucker November 21, 2021

Asianitis

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

by asian with big eyes June 24, 2010

amandistry

The study and science of Amanda

The "amandistry theory" demonstrates the chain reaction that occurs when Amanda is within sight.

by Joe Le November 24, 2006

Asianitis

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.

Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.

by Blazn-azn March 28, 2009

Aslanidis

Aslanidis is a derivation from the Ottoman surname Aslanoglou used by Greek population before being either expelled or exterminated. The surname Aslanoglou derives from the actual Greek Guild Aslanoglou or simply put Aslan Guild (which means "Lion" in Ottoman), which was a wealthy Greek Guild with large territories in the Pontos, Capadocia and other parts of Asia Minor. The original members of the guild were either expelled or exterminated by the Turks of Kemal Ata Turk, an inhuman monstrous madman. There are still nowadays descendants of this guild who have survived and are eager to punish the Turkish mind-controlling government and release from that Islam the Greek population in Turkey that has been brainwashed, by being converted to Genizari.

All Aslanidis are joining back in to release their territories from the evil Islamic invaders.

by JohnnyTheGreekIII February 8, 2010

Asianitis

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.

Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...

by Adeladaine May 13, 2009

amanicise

A lie so unbelievable big that it is "Man sized" like the XXL Hungry man microwave meals.

I had to show up to divorce court and lie my ass off, but a little lie wasn't good enough for a man like me. So I amanicised a lie so big everybody laughed at me.

by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine February 1, 2023