Ask-Hole: Hey Merissa, do you think I should wear the mini skirt, the leggings, or the hoochie shorts?

Merissa: Definitely the hoochie shorts! They make you look PHAT.

Ask-Hole: Ehh I think I'll wear the mini skirt it accentuates my cooka.

Merissa: You're such an Ask-Hole!

Ask-Hole by Bholmes_xo June 7, 2014

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ask hole

The annoying person in class who asks questions merely to make points with the instructor.

I wish Timmy would stop with the endless inane questions during class. He is such a brown-nosing ask hole!

ask hole by P. Pie July 1, 2007

Ask Hole

Someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the exact opposite of what you told them.

When my boss asks me how to fix an issue with the team and I give her an educated suggestion - she does the opposite. She is such an Ask Hole!

Ask Hole by shellellie July 29, 2012

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet ALWAYS does the complete opposite of what you told them to do.

"Oh my God, Rich is such a total askhole!!! He always asks me what he should do about this or that and I give him my opinion, BUT he just NEVER listens to my advice. Rich just goes ahead and does what he wants to do in the first place. I don't know why I bother. "

Askhole by green eyed lady 13 September 24, 2014

Askhole

A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them!

Me: What do you recommend for dinner here?

Friend: The pasta is good.

Me to Waiter: I'll have the steak please!

Friend: You're such an askhole!

Askhole by posterchild May 17, 2012

Word of the Day on February 20, 2024

askhole

Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.

God! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won't stop asking me about my favorite teletubby and im about to smash him in the grill, kid.

askhole by k and D sessions June 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 25, 2007

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026