"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during
sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite
sex. The first recorded act of kite
sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau
Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.
Uno -"Dude, those
Asian's on the tube are having kite
sex!"
Dos -"Dude, this s*** is
straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"
Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"