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asian zing

The point at which only one man has achieved through alcoholic intake. It is worse than buzzed, tipsy, drunk, wasted, and shit-faced...Asian Zing has only been achieved by Edmundo, and will remain that way.
"Dude, did you see how Asian-Zing Edmundo was last night?"
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."
asian zing by CJSTUD December 17, 2007
Words you can keep

Asian Zing

The act of conquering China and impregnating their women
Did u hear? Elliot pulled an Asian Zing?

Asian Zing

A non-fictional character in the book "She Fucked My Goose" on Amazon. She is the female character that takes care of business while the character "BD" eats tacos. Its the most popular chapter in the book.
Did you read the story that had Asian Zing in it? Asian Zing is the main character in the chapter about tacos and the turtle racing bar in Marina Del Rey.
Asian Zing by VegasBD February 14, 2010

Asian Zing

When you put soy sauce on the tip of your dick, and have sex with an Oriental man/woman
"I gave that girl the Asian Zing last night, there was soy sauce everywhere!"
Asian Zing by meaterpeter November 15, 2018

asian zinger 

spit b dubs zing sauce in someone’s asshole
damn p he gave dat nigga an asian zinger
asian zinger by Assboy35 September 25, 2021

Asianing 

To become an Asian for a short period time
Did you see that retarded guy? He went Asianing on his math homework.
Asianing by KyuTyler August 29, 2011
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