Asian Sensation Disorder 

A condition characterized by the inability to sense the difference between two Asians.

My professor calls all Asians "Andrew." I think he suffers from Asian Sensation Disorder.

Asian Sensation Disorder by cymoent March 19, 2014

asian sensation disorder 

The inability to sense the difference between any two Asians.

Joe: Hey Dave, it was great to see you at the party last night!
Chen: I wasn't at the party, Joe, and my name isn't David.
Joe: ohhh, my bad, I'm Diagnosed with the Asian Sensation Disorder.

asian sensation disorder by CBSTIT March 19, 2014