Asian Chopstick Mafia 

An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.

The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.

Asian Chopstick Mafia by The Cap'n November 15, 2003

Asian Chopstick Mafia 

A group of people of asian decent who like to have sexual realations with hamsters and other miscellaneous rodents.

"The Asian Chpstick Mafia enjoys their improper relations with rodents."

Asian Chopstick Mafia by MonkeyMale October 10, 2003

Asian Chopstick Mafia 

Asians are superspicey. I enjoy sweet and sour pork. There can be no hostility between me and chinese food.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.

Taco Mafia 4 Eva!!

Asian Chopstick Mafia by Furious Duncan November 14, 2003