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Asian Booty 

An Asian Booty is one Asian stripping in a illegal bar.This is a sexy monster and most likely to rape you.
Jake Paul:Come on Asian Booty come to my dick..
Asian Booty by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019
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Asian Booty Disease 

Asian Booty Disease, also known as ABD is a complication that effects 99.7% of the Asian population. It is usually noted at the age of 15 by young Asian girls who try to shake their ass like black girls in music videos seen on BET and MTV.

There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
Victoria: Why is my ass so flat?

Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.

Asian Booty Disease 

Also known as "ABD" it is a joke used by Asians who doesn't have a booty to dance with.

Also a reference from Poreotics, a dance crew from America's Best Dance Crew.
Asian chick: "Why can't I shake my ass like the black girl on MTV?"

Friend: "Blame your Asian Booty Disease"

BoOtyliciOus Asian 

A bootylicious Asian woman, usually having an athletic , well-proportional physique, very horny and from China, Japan or Korea, with a carefree persona, usually wearing thot shorts or washed out light-blue hoe shorts or super-tight hot shorts with sneakers (with or without socks) or high-heels or flip-flops, every day in situations that may seem inappropriate or appropriate despite whomever is present or whoever she is with.
1) When five Asian girls walk into the club on a Friday night and two of them have a fat-ass and look athletic, wearing thot shorts.

2)You're having dinner with your girlfriend at a restaurant and this BoOtyliciOus Asian girl inadvertently bumps her ass against the back of your head as she's squeezing between you and another occupied chair. As you turn around to see what hit you, you blurt out: "DAMN, your Asian, and BoOtyliciOus; DAMN!!! -- At this point, she might give you her number and say something, like: "I'm new to America, here my number, I need help with English. Need friends. Okay, you call." -- At this point, no matter where you are in your relationship with your current girlfriend, you take her number, throw money on the table and run after that BoOtyliciOus Asian Goddess.

3) Steven: Yo Al!!

Alvin: What dude?!

Steven: Checkout that oriental on your left.

Alvin: I got to slow down. -- DAMN!!!! She's BoOtyliciOus! Haven't seen a BoOtyliciOus Asian in this part of town. And she's fit too. I'm going to turn around and bag another.

Steven: Dude, she's wearing hoe shorts; she's probably a thot.

Alvin: No, she's wearing hot shorts.

Steven: Wtf! How you know this shit?

Alvin: My girlfriend is BoOtyliciOus, she's Asian and I brought her hot shorts yesterday, on the same day I met her.
BoOtyliciOus Asian by Psychic Chun-Li December 13, 2018

boot Asian

A well-groomed (often female) Asian that typically wears boots, usually paired with tight pants that accentuate their lean frames.

A boot Asian will also likely have a supple, shining coif and accessorize in haute couture. He/she probably received a middling to high-end education and owns at least one Club Monaco shirt and Givenchy bag.
"There were hella boot Asians at this party. I was expecting LARPing premed grads from UCI... I was wrong."

"Damn, check out that boot Asian freeboobing near the Shiseido counter. She's making my girl look like a soccer mom selling funnel cake."
boot Asian by bootsfriend December 5, 2011

asianbootyrape 

Asian Booty Rape is a rare form of Booty Rape. It occurs in China and the far east. It involves beating the shit out somebody, then sticking rice into their ass, while undressing them. Then they will use chopsticks to eat the rice. They will then stick the sticks into their ass. They will put a tube in between the sticks and rape them. They will then go to the police and say what they did and not get arrested, except for Tibetans who will be raped themselves.
I was AsianBootyRaped in North America. CALL THE POLICE!!!!
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