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Ashutoshinity

Ashutoshinity is the world's first AI-powered RaaS (Religion as a Service). Based on the belief that today, all other religions have become too Luddite to see into the future, Ashutoshinity is the way to the future. Here, you get to experience fast-paced startup-like religious beliefs than believing those old practices that everybody follows because there are no alternatives. Not anymore. Join Ashutoshinity today for just 2499 bucks and get access to all of its benefits and religious best practices. Didn't liked it? You can get your old religion back for free if you opt-out within the first week. No questions asked.

Need more help? Refer to the documentation of Ashutoshinity, also known as RaaSLeela, which takes flight into the birmdly life of the great Ashutosh.
OMG!!!! I just converted to Ashutoshinity last week and now I have a bigger dick, 22M Bitcoin in my wallet and hot girls in my bedroom. Can't believe I'm living this life already. I heard they are announcing it as the official religion of Mars. How cool would that be!!!!
Ashutoshinity by o'penyor t March 27, 2021
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