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Ashtray ass  

1. An Ashtray ass is considered to be an ass that is so large that, you would be able to set an ashtray on it while fucking a chick from behind.

2. The side view of a woman with an Ashtray ass would have a shelf type look to it. So as to rest an Ashtray on the top of it.
John: "That's a fucking Ashtray ass if I ever saw one!"
Dick: "Fuck yeah I tossed one on there last week when I was owning that ass!"
Ashtray ass by Blue Diablo October 10, 2008
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Asshole used as an ashtray

There is a particular stench associated with certain people who have essentially given up on hygiene in the US. You will know it when you smell it.
After a long night of slumming at Three Teeth Sports Bar, Pete came stumbling through the door, thoroughly sauced and stinking like an asshole used as an ashtray.

Southern asstray 

While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks
If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!
Southern asstray by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013
during doggy style sex, smoke a cigarette. when finished, extinguish the burning end in the anus.
dude, my girl pissed me off last night, so when i was cracking her i had to pull an Asstray.
asstray by Mailbox Agent S January 28, 2008
The container in which you relieve yourself of waste; bedpan
"The patient in room 12 needs her asstray emptied."
asstray by London Calling April 30, 2005
Anything that lets you sit (chair, couch, etc.) is called asstray after you get up from it. Because the seat becomes hot after you sit on it for a long period. It is a blend of ass and ashtray (ashtray is hot as people drop the ashes of cigarettes into an ashtray).
(In a bus...)
Young man: Come ma'am. You can have my seat.
Old lady: No, thanks. I do not want my bum to get roasted by the asstray.
asstray by Le Mao September 21, 2012
While knocking the dust off from behind right before u finish light a cigarette ash on her back put it out on her her anus so it squeezes your dick when you cum
ouch ouch are u done! asstray
asstray by brodidilly April 16, 2008
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