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A single mother who dreams of a pretty sausage man who resides in the north
Omg Brad you are a “bit of a catch” can you please come down south and fill me up as quoted by ashlii
Ashlii by Pretty sausage #1 May 20, 2023
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A single mother who dreams of a pretty sausage man who resides in the north
Omg Brad you are a “bit of a catch” can you please come down south and fill my snatch.
As Quoted word for word by ashlii
Ashlii by Pretty sausage #1 May 20, 2023
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Ashleigh S.

The most beautiful women you will ever meet, inside & out. She's so angelic you will swear she's from another universe. She will never judge you, only shower you with acceptance and teach you better (perhaps followed with a hard slap across the face.) She has no idea how amazing she truly is either. Her imperfections fit her like a glove-as if she were meant to be this beautiful catastrophe you can't help but stare at/get lost in. But don't forget, the devil was once an angel too, & this one was blessed with mad game and hard feelings, leftover from bitter heartaches and heartbreaks. If you ever get the time of day & are stupid enough to cross her, she will take back her endless amount of loyalty and shatter your heart into a million pieces faster than she gave it to you. She tries to stay low and keep to herself, yet everyone is always asking about her. She makes friends very easily but is always wise about who she keeps around for the long-term. She loves supporting other women, and although some won't like her, it's typically because they are filled with jealousy & hate of what she is. Although at times she can be very quiet and shy, she has a mind of her own & probably more balls to say what's on it than any of you do. She's independent and will have no problem reminding you of that. She's full of all the love and resilience in the world and is truly just a one of a kind. Not to mention, she ages like a glass of fine wine. I will always be rooting for my beloved Ashleigh.
GUY 1: "BRO WHO ARE THOSE GROUP OF PPL STANDING OVER THERE?"
GUY 2: " OH, WE CALL THOSE THE ASHLEIGH S. STANS"
GUY 3: "YEAH, ONCE YOU JOIN THE CLUB THERE'S NO GETTING OUT... JUST ASK OUR BUDDY JAKE."
Ashleigh S. by Smartiepants July 25, 2019

ashlie9596 

She's a smol bean
#SmolBean9596 = Ashlie9596
ashlie9596 by Zreshlie (; September 27, 2017
Ashiin freshspawns are the most godly beings in rogue lineage
Fear a man who has nothing to lose

i gotta put the word ashiin here for it to let me submit this
Ashiin by someone_stupid July 14, 2019
An Ashiin is a humanoid race that, when birthed, is fully aware of its being and remembers its past lives through lineages. Holding all of its knowledge and natural born strengths, encountering a newly born or “freshspawn” Ashiin is a dangerous situation for Chaotic or Orderly individuals alike.
“When you think of Ashiin, what comes to mind?”
“A cornered rat that has nothing to lose from taking my life”
Ashiin by TeacherCini July 14, 2019
Ashlei’ is really beautiful and a little bit sassy and wil tell you how it They are shy and sometimes she is really goofy funny sometimes and Ashlei’s are popular and they will let you go and don’t even care and sometimes care about their self and ashlei’s are loyal but sometimes can be really moody and don’t ever disrespect them because they will go off on you overall everyone loves them
Ashlei rocks my world
Ashlei by gamergin123 April 7, 2019
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