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Ashley Jones

Ashley Jones is the hottest cinnamon roll and an American actress that has starred in a number of films and tv shows.

Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.

Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes

Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
fam: What’s your kink?

me: Watching Ashley Jones close-talk to Lexi Ainsworth on General Hospital.
Ashley Jones by LuzTrash February 1, 2018
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