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A king born to be a billionaire
Fearless as lion
Asharib by Mukesh__Ambani November 23, 2021
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an ashari is superrrrr fine like all the boys want her .she carries herself like a rolemodel . she funny and talks real sweet . she talented in anything she puts her mind to . she impresses the boys with her beauty and skill yet she is a gogetter .
like damn thats ashari bro im bout to go tap that ...
damn ashari so fine man even when she crying

ashari likes my type of music bro .........
ashari by bodak-purple October 15, 2017
A lazy, hungry, funny bitch that everyone wants to be friends with. Shes hella pretty and any boy wishes they could be with her but they cant because she only needs ben, jerrys, and jesus.
Damn, i need an Asharie
Asharie by Getyouanasharie May 20, 2018
An Ashari is a very fine specimen. They don't care about what you have to say about them. Very chill and pretty much down for whatever, but she knows her limits. I would suggest you get one as a friend. Sort of the smartest move i ever made. Don't get on her bad side because it's like walking barefoot on your own fiery grave. She's brutally honest and you'll know how she feels about you. She never stops smiling or laughing. Giggles like fuck. Always making up stupid theories and always has something irrelevant on her mind. She's not listening to your bullshit so stfu. G3T MON3Y $
laura: ashari, why do you think i'm a cat?
ashari: i wonder what a flies' organs look like.
laura: ...
ashari by likeomgwtf July 16, 2009
A smart, funny, jovial female whom strives for the best and makes others happy within the process. Her personality is such of an angel, she “pure” & her smile is mesmerizing.
“Asharia is hilarious” ,- She’s rare
asharia by vampire.luhhh October 7, 2020

achaributyrophobia

(noun)

Irrational fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. I shit you not. A fun word to use when you feel like skullfucking the stupid people with words they don't know.
Honestly, has anyone here EVER witnessed an actual case of achaributyrophobia? I would be perpetually amused and flabbergasted at such a thing.
super sexy girl
loves cats
tends to be brutally honest

is super funny
its not to hard to make her laugh
guy 1: you talked to ashari?
guy 2: yeah she cracks me up!
Ashari by hotpatotie July 14, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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