Arty Lang Share definition Flag Funny ass fat fuck from Jersy. Might have a small drinking problem, minor gambling problem. did you see Arty drinking Jack and betting on the WNBA the other night? What a sad sack. Arty Lang by masshole617 June 16, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Arty Lang mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch